The detached hands remind me of Super Smash Bros. and it overall just looks incomplete.
The color scheme always bothered me and it has lost all of the cuteness it started with.
Wheezing looks like he is making himself sick.
Same with the color scheme here and there is just too much going on in general.
No x infinity.
Butterfree does not have much competition in this type.
Caterpillars are cute too.
The eyes are a bit creepy but it gets points for being round and fluffy.
If it wasn't brown, it would have ranked higher.
No one likes moths but Venomoth is ok, I guess.
They lack personality. Also, why do cocoons have eyes but not starfish in this universe?
Slightly creepier than Metapod.
Scary blade hands.
Scarier drill hands. Also, bees.
It's kind of like a mushroom hermit crab but gross looking.
This is the kind of thing that would be all over your house but you would be afraid to kill.
THOSE TEETH. THOSE HORNS. WHAT LAYER OF HELL DID YOU COME FROM?
Slightly less cute than the first two, but not by much.
If you know what hair products Ninetails uses, let me know, because it looks SO SOFT.
There is too much going on here. Someone needs to take Arcanine to get a haircut.
I love both of these Pokemon but they don't rank highly on the cuteness scale, sorry.
What is this? He's like a weird lizard with a duck beak and flaming butt cheeks for eyebrows - I'm just saying.
1. Squirtle and Vaporeon
Squirtle is the obvious choice and Vaporeon is my strategically favorite Pokemon from the original 150, so they tie.
It's the Loch Ness Monster's adorable cousin.
3. Wartortle, Psyduck, and Dewgong
Yes, I think Dewgong is cuter than Seel.
4. Poliwag, Seel, Shellder, and Horsea
It looks like Poliwag tried the Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge but those eyes and that little tail make up for it.
5. Slowpoke and Slowbro
The expression on their faces is a bit creepy but they look pink and harmless.
6. Poliwhirl and Seadra
7. Staryu and Starmie
Where are their faces? There is virtually no difference between them - one is just purple and has more arms.
8. Poliwrath and Blastoise
Tough, but not cute.
9. Goldeen, Seaking, and Magikarp
Just fish. I was tempted to put Magikarp at the bottom because of how useless it is, but that's a different list.
10. Krabby and Kingler
Again, great Pokemon but not cute.
This is why people are scared of birds.
What are those red growths?
14. Tentacruel and Cloyster
Do I need to elaborate? These two are just straight-up ugly.
**JK this was the hardest type to rank because there are SO MANY WATER POKEMON.
Electric and Electric/Flying
Duh. Pikachu is probably one of the cutest Pokemon ever.
It's a fancier, orange Pikachu.
I feel like Jolteon's fur would feel spiky but it's pretty cute regardless.
4. Magnemite and Magneton
It's a floating ball of metal but at least it has an eye.
This Pokemon has always weirded me out but I couldn't tell you why.
6. Voltorb and Electrode
Pokeball and reverse pokeball with eyes. Boring.
Awesome, but not cute.
I don't know why it has a leek, but I like it.
It's endearing in a weird way.
Just a regular ol' bird.
Slightly more dangerous looking bird.
5. Pidgeotto and Pidgeot
Dangerous looking birds.
6. Dodrio and Fearow
Final boss birds.
This is the Totoro of Pokemon and my all-time favorite. It is the cutest of them all.
Eevee is a close second.
Ditto is a blob, but a cute blob.
4. Clefairy, Clefable, Chansey, Jigglypuff, and Wigglytuff
These are all the same and they are all adorable. Also, I know Clefairy and Clefable are fairy types now - let me live my life.
One word: Cat.
Does anyone actually use this Pokemon? It doesn't look like its alive, but the colors are nice I suppose.
Meowth all-grown-up looks more dangerous than cute.
It gains points for having a baby in it's pouch, but Kangaskan itself if more intimidating than anything.
I see why some people might think Lickitung is cute, but I am not one of those people.
Bulls are scary and these bulls are especially scary.
Raticate legitimately looks rabid and I would't want it anywhere near me.
Ground, Ground/Rock, and Rock/Water/Flying
1. Diglett and Dugtrio
Diglett and Dugtrio are also some of my favorite Pokemon and I just love them.
But what does Cubone look like without the skull?
It's a hedgehog. That's explanation enough.
Reminds me of Gary from Spongebob.
Cubone, but a little fiercer.
Geodude is kind of weird, not going to lie.
Kabuto is creepy but in a good way I suppose.
9. Ryhorn and Onix
The color is not pleasant at all. It's like zombie purple - whatever that means.
Nightmare material x 10.
Nightmare material x 100.
14. Omastar, and Graveler
Nightmare material x 1000.
The only one you can really call cute.
Kind of cute.
4. Machoke and Hitmonchan
Chicken leg with feet.
Uses the most powerful steroids in the universe.
Psychic, Ice, and Dragon
I'm totally kidding.
Mew is adorable and you all know it.
Dratini could probably tie for first place too.
Abra is a million times cuter than it's evolutions.
Did anyone see this evolution coming? Why does Dragonite look so different from it's previous states?
6. Mr. Mime
Mr. Mime is a little freaky, so he ranks squarely in the middle.
Not really cute, but less intimidating than the other legendary birds based on looks.
This is where things start getting weird.
9. Kadabra and Alakazam
These look like a cross between an ant and fox.
Is this a crazy person trying to sell you something on the street? No, it's just Hypno.
What is that nose?
WHAT IS THIS?
Major props to you if you read this whole list. Which Pokemon do you think are the cutest?